Study Reveals Majority Of Suicides Occur While Trying To Put Fitted Sheet On BedBALTIMORE—According to a study published Monday in
Psychological Bulletin, more than 83 percent of suicides take place when an individual is faced with the task of putting a fitted sheet onto a mattress.
Area Woman Becomes Nation's First Grandma CourtneyArea Woman Becomes Nation's First Grandma Courtney
[video] Meet The Man Inside The Nicolas Cage CostumeStar Fix has an exclusive interview with the man who has enchanted audiences for the last 30 years playing the delightfully wacky, oversized puppet of Nicolas Cage.
American Voices: Smoking Speeds Mental DeclineA study published in
Archives Of General Psychiatry found that middle-aged men who smoked had diminished cognitive skills, the equivalent of having aged an additional 10 years.
New Photos Reveal Stress Of Obama's First Term In Office Has Rapidly Aged AmericansWASHINGTON—Recent side-by-side photographic comparisons of Americans before and after he assumed the presidency have confirmed the stress of Barack Obama's time in the White House has taken a significant toll on the U.S.
[audio] Camera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity SegmentCamera Crew Discreetly Trails Overweight Woman For Obesity Segment
Indianapolis Colts Somehow Wind Up With Exact Same Coaching StaffIndianapolis Colts Somehow Wind Up With Exact Same Coaching Staff
WEDDINGS: With no family or friends in attendance, Matt and Shandra Fink were quietly married in a low-key Las Vegas ceremony, but the couple went right from there to pulling off an exciting casino robbery.With no family or friends in attendance,
Matt and
Shandra Fink were quietly married in a low-key Las Vegas ceremony, but the couple went right from there to pulling off an exciting casino robbery.
Stockwatch: Toyota (TM)$75.30 (+$.1.10) (+1.5%) The automaker's shares went up after it announced a deal with Costco in which the warehouse-store chain will carry 20-packs of Camrys.
Report: Watching Episode of 'Downton Abbey' Counts As Reading BookWASHINGTON—According to a report from the U.S. Department of Education released Thursday, watching a single episode of the British TV series
Downton Abbey is the cultural and educational equivalent of reading an entire book.
Your Horoscopes - Week Of February 7, 2012Aries The universe, in all its wisdom, has a plan for everyone. Strangely, you're supposed to be the nun who holds up a distributor cap and winks while the Nazis try to start their car.
Taurus That person you've been see...
Narcissist Thrilled To Find Symptoms In DSM-IVNarcissist Thrilled To Find Symptoms In DSM-IV
Increase In NHL Ankle Injuries Linked To Super-Slick Synthetic Astro-IceNEW YORK—The NHL announced Tuesday it would study the possible safety and injury risks of playing hockey on Astro-Ice, an artificial rink-surfacing material used by many teams instead of expensive and difficult-to-maintain ice, the solid state of wa...
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Judge Tommy rules that to recover his money from a crooked car dealer, plaintiff Clark Reynolds first has to kiss a dog's butt.
COLUMBUS, OH—Fantastic roommate Billy Grant just won't stop buying toilet paper.COLUMBUS, OH—Fantastic roommate Billy Grant just won't stop buying toilet paper.
Infographic: Choosing Your CandidateDuring primary season, it can be tough to decide whom you wish to nominate for president of the United States. Here are some simple ways to decide which candidate is right for you:
Don’t vote for anyone who can’t make free throws, b...
American Voices: Migrating Whooping Cranes Stall In AlabamaNine whooping cranes that had been following an ultralight aircraft as it guided them on their migratory route stopped when they reached Alabama, 500 miles short of the intended destination.
[video] In The Know Panel Analyzes Obama's Furious, Profanity-Filled Rant At NationIn a special post-speech analysis, panelists discuss what America did to make President Obama so angry he was actually spitting while he yelled at us.
[audio] Man In International Airport Only Speaks BusinessMan In International Airport Only Speaks Business
Health Department Still Not Able To Really Prove Why People Shouldn't Be Eating CandlesWASHINGTON—Department of Health and Human Services officials held a press conference Monday to announce that while no studies had been conducted to establish that the practice is unhealthy, people still should not eat candles.
Most Clippers Fans Still Have No Idea Team Is Doing WellMost Clippers Fans Still Have No Idea Team Is Doing Well
Man Wants To Give To Local PBS Affiliate But Can't Stand Thought Of Free Doo-Wop AlbumMan Wants To Give To Local PBS Affiliate But Can't Stand Thought Of Free Doo-Wop Album
[video] Eli Manning Asks Dad If He Can Stop Playing Football NowEli Manning wins the Super Bowl, but not his freedom from football. It's a special GOOMF Blast!
Landon Donovan Inks $2-Per-Goal Deal With GrandparentsLOS ANGELES—At a press conference Monday, Everton and Los Angeles Galaxy forward Landon Donovan announced his signing of a $2-Per-Goal contract with his grandparents Frank and Dianne Donovan—a full 100 percent raise from his previous ag...
Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered In Distant GalaxyHOUSTON—Marking a momentous leap forward in humankind's understanding of the universe, NASA scientists announced today they had received a radio transmission confirming the existence of intelligent, extremely condescending life in a galaxy nearly 13...
